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A young boy walks into the house and asks his mother "How old are you?"

Mother: "Now son that is not a very nice thing to ask your Mother, go on out and play."

Boy: "Mom how much do you weigh?"

Mother: "Son that is something else that is not nice to ask your Mother now go on and go play with your friends."

Boy: "Mom why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

Mother: "Son all of these questions are just things that you should not ask you mother, when you are older I will explain it to you."

Later on the little boy talking to his friend.

Boy: "My mother won't tell me how old she is, how much she weighs, or why she and my dad got divorced. I sure wish I could find those things out."

Friend: "Shoot that's easy, just look at her drivers license and that will tell you that stuff."

So the little boy sneaks in the house, gets out his mother's license out, reads it and puts it back into her purse. Later that night he goes to her and says.

Boy: "Mom, I know that you are 42 years old."

Mother: "How do you know that?"

Boy: "I also know you weigh 148 lbs."

Mother: "You're right but how are you finding this out?"

Boy: "I even know why dad divorced you."

Mother: "OK smarty, why did your dad leave me?"

Boy: "Well I read your drivers license card and you got an F in sex."

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