Mr. and Mrs. Smith go before the judge for their divorce hearing. The judge asks, "What are the grounds?"

Mrs. Smith says, "Cruel and inhuman punishment--He tied me to the bed and then forced me to sing 'Jingle Bells' while he pissed all over me."

The judge says, "Good grief! That's horrible."

She replied, "Yes your honor. He knows how much I hate that song."

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