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A Russian and an American are sentenced to Hell. The Devil summons them and says: "Guys, you have 2 options: an American or Russian hell. In the American one you can do what you want, but you'll have to eat a bucket of shit every morning. The Russian one is the same, but it's 2 buckets."

The Yankee quickly makes up his mind and goes to American Hell, while the Russian eventually chooses the Russian one. In a week or so they meet. The Russian asks: "So, what's it like out there?"

"Exactly what the devil said, the Hell itself is OK, but eating a bucket of shit is killing me. And you?"

"Ah, it feels like home - either the shit was not delivered or there aren't enough buckets for everyone!"

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