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Old joke, but then again so Is Congress.

How many members of Congress does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

But first it must go the House Ways and Means Committee.

Then it must go to the Senate Appriations Committee, where it's moved to the both houses of Congress for a vote where there's riders, addendums and attachments placed on it.

Then it's presented to the President to sign, who veto's it because if anyone is going to screw a lightbulb it will be him.

He is the decider.

Is it any wonder things are so messed up?

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