We had to get rid of the kids, the cat was allergic.
"Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff"
-- Unknown
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."
-- Dave Platt
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
-- Unknown
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats
have never forgotten this."
-- Anonymous
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a
sled through snow."
-- Jeff Valdez
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
-- English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
-- Ellen Perry Berkeley
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back
to you later."
-- Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good
many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from
insomnia."
-- Joseph Wood Krutch
"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next
life."
-- Faith Resnick
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all
owned by cats."
-- Anonymous
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of
cats is infinitely superior."
-- Hippolyte Taine
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
-- Unknown
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
-- Colette
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and
they have many other fine qualities as well."
-- Missy Dizick
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends
with strange cats."
-- Colonial American proverb
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to
ask for what you want."
-- Joseph Wood Krutch
"My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him ...
sometimes."
-- Unknown
"Cats aren't clean, they're covered with cat spit."
-- Unknown
"Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs
should relax and get used to the idea."
-- Robert A. Heinlein
If you think dogs can't count,
try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket
and then give him only two of them.
-- Phil Pastoret
Dogs are not our whole life,
but they make our lives whole.
-- Roger Caras
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference
between a dog and a man.
-- Mark Twain
My dog is worried about the economy
because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-- Joe Weinstein
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like
never washed a dog.
-- Franklin P. Jones
The average dog is a nicer person
than the average person.
-- Andy Rooney
A dog is the only thing on earth
that loves you more than he loves himself.
-- Josh Billings
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-- Ben Williams
The reason a dog has so many friends is that
he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-- Anonymous
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