Filmmaker George Lucas recently announced that the next episode in his Star Wars saga would be called "Star Wars, Episode II: Attack of the Clones."

Think that's bad? Look what he ALMOST used...

The Top 16 Rejected Titles for "Star Wars: Episode II"

16. Episode II: Dignity, Schmignity

15. O Profits, Where Art Thou?

14. Star Wars, Episode II: The Empire Phones It In

13. Sithtar

12. Jedi Jedi Bang Bang

11. Anakin Skywalker in Clone Alone 2!

10. There's Something About Anakin

09. Episode II: In Which Shaft Opens a Can of WhoopAss

08. Star Wars: Anakin Pie II

07. Star Wars, Episode II: And Bring a Girlfriend This Time, Ya Pasty Little Geek!

06. Episode 2, Star Trek 0

05. Star Wars, Episode II: Steaming Crap on a Stick

04. Episode II: Boy, Do We Miss Carrie in That Brass Bikini

03. Star Wars II: A Clone Again, Naturally

02. Episode II: Pretty Much Just a Two-Hour Long Trailer for Episode III

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Rejected Title for "Star Wars: Episode II"...

01. Star Wars, Episode II: Jar Jar's Slow, Painful Death at the Hands of a Totally Naked Queen Amidala (Well, Okay, Not Really -- But Come See It Anyway, Dweebs)

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