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The Top 15 "Star Wars" Euphemisms for Masturbation

15. Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon.

14. Grooming the Wookie.

13. Making the Kessel Run.

12. Polishing Vader's Helmet.

11. Evacuating Tatooine.

10. Unsheathing the Meatsaber.

09. Releasing the Special Edition.

08. Jumping to Delight Speed.

07. Communicating with Red Leader One.

06. Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo.

05. Tinkering With the R2 Unit.

04. Manually Targeting the Rebel Base.

03. Performing the Jedi Hand Trick.

02. Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears.

and Topfive.com's Number 1 "Star Wars" Euphemism for Masturbation....

01. Test Firing the Death Star.


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