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The Top 13 Rejected Country-Western Song Titles

13. The Trailer Sure Seems Lonely Now That You and Our Nine Kids Are Gone.

12. You Can Take the Boy Outta the Country, but You Can't Take the Bullets Outta That Liberal City-Boy Who Just Cut Me Off in His Saab.

11. Smells Like Team Roping.

10. I Dropped the Bookcase On My Darlin' and Pleaded Shelf Defense.

09. (Her Bar Tab Is a) Leading Economic Indicator.

08. I Thought I Had Tourette's, But I Just Like Talkin' Dirty To You.

07. You're My Kleenex of Love, and I'm Afraid I'm Gonna Blow It.

06. Bacon and Eczema For Two.

05. Achy, Breaky, Hanky, Panky, Am I Drunk or Are You Skanky?

04. The Ballad of Pretty Mouth Dan.

03. My Urine is A-Burnin', and You'd Better Believe I'm Pissed.

02. Tearstains on My Pillow Are the Only Wet Spots in My Bed.

and Top5's Number 1 Rejected Country-Western Song Title...

01. I Can't Stop Thinkin' About Cowboys (And I'm a Cowboy, Too).

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