Top 15 Other Boycotts of the Southern Baptists
15. Christmas carols, for promoting gay apparel
14. The Food Channel, because of repeated use of the terms "Beef Tenderloins" and "Chicken Breast"
13. Devils Food Chocolate Birthday Cakes--oh, what the heck, birthdays, too!
12. Richard Simmons, because "There's something just not quite right about that man."
11. McDonald's, because "They're Irish."
10. "Poblec Skools"
09. No more Marilyn Manson concerts performed in Disney-owned venues
08. Pink Panther - gay or communist, hard to tell, doesn't matter
07. Warner Brothers for putting a talking, naked-from-the-waist-down pig in their cartoons
06. Ben-Gay Ointment
05. Marvin Gaye records
04. The Smithsonian's Homo Erectus exhibit
03. Mentos? The *Devil's* candy!
02. Federal Express - no respectable company says "package" in public
and the Number 1 Other Boycott of the Southern Baptists...
01. The New York Yankees, because George Steinbrenner is an assho -- Uh, a wretched sinner
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