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Top 10 Things to Say About a Christmas Gift You Don't Like

10. Hey! There's a gift!

09. Well, well, well ...

08. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.

07. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.

06. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.

05. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!

04. I love it -- but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

03. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.

02. To think -- I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.M

And the Number One Thing to say about a Christmas gift you don't like:

01. "I really don't deserve this."

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