Top 10 Things to Say About a Christmas Gift You Don't Like
10. Hey! There's a gift!
09. Well, well, well ...
08. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.
07. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.
06. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires.
05. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!
04. I love it -- but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
03. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.
02. To think -- I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.M
And the Number One Thing to say about a Christmas gift you don't like:
01. "I really don't deserve this."
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