Why were there only 49 contestants in the Miss Ebonics USA Pagent?
Because no one wanted to wear the sash that said Idaho!
OMELETTE
Let's use it in a sentence:
"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."
LEROY IS A 20 YEAR OLD 9TH GRADER. THIS IS LEROY'S HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT. HE MUST USE EACH VOCABULARY WORD IN A SENTENCE.
01. FORECLOSE - If I pays alimony dis month, all have no money foreclose.
02. RECTUM - I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady rectum both.
03. HOTEL - I gave my girlfren crabs and da hotel everybody.
04. DISAPPOINTMENT - My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment day gonna sen me back to da big house.
05. PENIS - I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and sed penis.
06. ISRAEL - Alonso tried ta sell me a rolex. I sed, man dat looks fake. He sed bullshit, dat watch Israel.
07. CATACOMB - Don King was at da fight da udder night, man somebody otta give dat catacomb.
08. UNDERMINE - Dare is a fine looking hoe living in da partment undermine.
09. ACOUSTIC - When I was liddle, my uncle bot me acoustic and took me to da pool hall.
10. IRAQ - When we got to da pool hall, I tol my uncle Iraq you break.
11. STAIN - My mudder-in-law stopped by and I axed her do you plan on stain for dinner?
12. SELDOM - My cousin gave me two tickets to da Nicks game, so I seldom.
13. HONOR - At da rape trial, da Judge axed my buddy, who be honor first?
14. ODYSSEY - I tol my brudder, you odyssey da tits on dat hoe.
15. AXE - Da policeman wanted to axe me some questions.
16. TRIPOLI - I was gonna buy my ol' lady a bra for her birtday, but I couldn't find a tripoli.
17. FORTIFY - I axed da hoe how much? She said fortify?
18. INCOME - I just got in bed with da hoe and income my wife.
| Benign | What you be after you be eight |
| Artery | The study of paintings |
| Bacteria | Back door to cafeteria |
| Barium | What doctors do when patients die |
| Caesarean Section | A neighborhood in Rome |
| Catscan | Searching for kitty |
| Cauterize | Made eye contact with her |
| Colic | A sheep dog |
| Coma | A punctuation mark |
| D & C | Where Washington is |
| Dilate | To live long |
| Enema | Not a friend |
| Fester | Quicker than someone else |
| Fibula | A small lie |
| Genital | Non Jewish person |
| G.I.Series | World series of military baseball |
| Hangnail | What you hang your coat on |
| Impotent | Distinguished, well known |
| Labor Pain | Getting hurt at work |
| Medical staff | A Doctor's cane |
| Morbid | A higher offer than I bid |
| Nitrates | Cheaper than day rates |
| Node | --was aware of-- |
| Outpatient | A person who has fainted |
| Pap Smear | A fatherhood test |
| Pelvis | Second cousin to Elvis |
| Post Operative | A letter carrier |
| Recovery room | Place to do upholstery |
| Rectum | Damn near killed him |
| Secretion | Hiding something |
| Seizure | Roman emperor |
| Tablet | A small table |
| Terminal illness | Getting sick at the airport |
| Tumor | More than one |
| Urine | Opposite of you're out |
| Varicose | Near by / close by |
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