You May Be A Muslim If ...
01. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, you may be a Muslim.
02. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can’t afford shoes, you may be a Muslim.
03. If you have more wives than teeth, you may be a Muslim.
04. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean, you may be a Muslim.
05. If you think vests come in two styles, bullet-proof and suicide, you may be a Muslim.
06. If you can’t think of anyone that you haven’t declared jihad against, you may be a Muslim.
07. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, you may be a Muslim.
08. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, you may be a Muslim.
09. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.
10. If you say you love your daughter, sister, mother, aunt, or any other female relative and then you'd kill her if she's raped; you might be a Muslim.
11. If you enjoy throwing homosexuals off roof tops, you might be a Muslim.
12. If you enjoy having sex with a goat, you might be a Muslim.
13. If your name is Hussein Obama and you were born outside the continental US, you might be a Muslim.
14. If you are a moron, you might be a Muslim.
15. If you children learned to fasten their suicide bomber vests before they learned to put on their shoes/sandals, you might be a Muslim.
16. If you want to kill whoever wrote this, whoever posted it and whoever passed it on, you might be a muslim.
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