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Suzie and Marcus were brother and sister. Prom time at school was quickly approaching, and neither had a date. They were eating supper one night, and Marcus had an idea.

"Why don't you and I go to prom together Suzie? Our cousins are doing it, so why can't we?"

"Ummmmm...okay," Suzie replied. They went to the prom and were having a good time. They were dancing to a slow song when Marcus looked over to see their cousins making out on the dance floor.

"Look what they're doing Suzie! If they can do that, why can't we?"

"Geez, I dunno," said Suzie. "I suppose." So they made out until the song was over.

They were having such a good time at the prom that they didn't want to go home afterwards. So they and their cousins drove out to a quiet place to hang out for awhile. Before long, their cousins were screwing in the back seat.

Marcus thought for awhile. "Suzie, you think we could do that? I mean, if they are, why not us?"

"I don't know about this Marcus..." Suzie stammered.

"Oh come on," Marcus urged.

"I s'pose," Suzie said. So they did.

"You're a lot heavier than Dad!" Suzie screamed.

"That's what Mom said too!"

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