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Two men who were best friends were camping for a week in the wilderness. They had done everything together for the last few days and decided it would be best if they had their own adventures for one day. The next morning one went south and the other went north and both would meet back at the campsite later that night and tell of their adventures.

As night approached, the two men met at the campsite and began to tell each other their about their day of adventure. The man who went south began...

"I hiked for about three or four miles and found this beautiful spot near a river. Looking into the river, I saw it was just swarming with fish. The spot had a great tree to rest under by the river and was an excellent spot to fish from. As quickly as I cast my line into the river, I had a fish on the line. After fishing for a couple of hours, I leaned back against the tree and was beginning to enjoy the little piece of heaven I had found when two deer came out of the woods behind me and walked right up to me. I fed them grass right out of my hands. At the same time a slight breeze began to low and the quiet sound of the trees blowing in the wind quickly made me tired. So I fell asleep under the tree and had the most beautiful dreams I had ever had. When I awoke, I saw it was late so I grabbed all of my stuff and headed back to camp and I saw you again. So, how was your adventure?"

The man who headed north relied, " I too had a great adventure...I hiked about five miles north and came across some railroad tracks. I decided to follow them for a bit and as luck would have it, I came across this woman who was tied to the tracks. I quickly ran over to her and untied her. We then proceeded to have the most incredible sex I had ever had. We had sex every which way possible and we had it for several hours straight. Then it was getting late so I left her and came back to camp where I found you."

The other man was awestruck..."You two had sex every way and for hours!!! Wow...did she give you a blow job too?"

"Well, no...I couldn't find her head!"

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