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A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which was sat a rather plump and very ugly woman.

"Screw me, or climb the ladder to success," she said. "No contest," thought the man, so he climbed the ladder to the next cloud. On this cloud was a slightly thinner woman, who was slightly easier on the eye.

"Do me hard, or climb the ladder to success," she said. "Well," thought the man, "might as well carry on."

On the next cloud was a lady who was quite attractive. "Screw me now, or climb the ladder to success," she uttered. As he turned her down and went on up the ladder, the man thought to himself that this was getting better the further he went.

On the next cloud was an absolute beauty. Slim, attractive, the works. "Screw me....or climb the ladder to success," she flirted. Unable to imagine what could be waiting, and being a gambling man, he decided to climb again.

When he reached the next cloud, there was an ugly 400 lb. man, armpit hair showing, flies buzzing around his head.

"Who are you?" the man asked.

"Hello," said the ugly fat man, "my name's Cess!"

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