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Horse Race

Horses in the race are:
01. Passionate Lady
02. Bare Belly
03. Silk Panties
04. Conscience
05. Jockey Shorts
06. Clean Sheets
07. Thighs
08. Big Dick
09. Heavy Bosom
10. Merry cherry

At the Post:
And they're off!
Conscience is left behind at the post.
Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
Heavy Bosom is being pressured.
Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and Big Dick is in a very dangerous spot.

At the Halfway Mark:
It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and Big Dick is pressed in.
Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.
Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.
Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick.

At The Stretch:
Merry Cherry cracks under the strain.
Big Dick is making a final drive.
Bare Belly is in and Passionate Lady is coming.

At The Finish:
It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer.
It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick comes through with one final thrust and wins by a head.
...Bare Belly shows.
...Thighs weakens.
...Heavy Bosom pulls up.
...& Clean Sheets never had a chance.

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