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Stark Naked

A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City. The taxi driver, an older Jewish man, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.

She said to him, "What's wrong with you honey? Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"

The old man said "Lady, I'm not staring at you, I am telling you, det vould not be proper vheir I come from".

She said, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs sweetie, what are you doing then?"

He said, "Vell, I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking to myself, vheir is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride?"

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