Two cowboys walked into a bar to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar drinking their beers and talking quietly about cattle prices. Suddenly, a woman at the table behind them, who had been eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in real distress, and the cowboys turn to look at her.

One said to the other "That there gal is having a bad time!"

The other agreed and said "Think we should go help?"

"You bet," said the first, and with that he said, "Kin ya swaller".

The woman shakes her head. "Kin ya breathe?" asks the other. The woman beginning to turn a bit blue, shakes her head again.

The first cowboy walks over to her, lifts up the back of her skirt, yanks down her panties and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back. This shocks the woman to the point that with a violent spasm the obstruction flies out of her mouth and she begins to breathe again.

The cowboy walks back to the bar and takes a pull on his beer.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there hind lick maneuver, but I never seen anybody do it.

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