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A guy walks into a bar and after only taking 2 steps in, he realizes that it's a gay bar. He decides to proceed because he really needs a drink.

A waiter approaches and asks: "What's the name of your penis?"

The customers says: "Look, I'm just not into that kind of stuff. All I want is a cold beer."

The waiter says: "I'm sorry but house rules dictate that I cannot serve you until you tell me the name of your penis."

The customer says to the waiter: "All right....I will but first tell me the name of your penis."

The waiter says: "NIKE...you know, 'JUST DO IT!"

So the guy looks at the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer and asks, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?" The man to left, with a smile, looks back and says, "Timex."

The guy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!"

A little shaken, the guy turns to the fella on his right sipping on a fruity margarita, "So, what do you call your penis?" The man to his right turns to him and proudly exclaims, "Ford, because quality is Job 1", he then ads, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"

The customer thinks for a moment and then says: The name of my penis is "Secret". Now give me my beer.

The waiter is puzzled and asks: "Secret? What does that mean?"

The customer says: You know, Secret.....because it's strong enough for a man but made for a woman!!!"

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