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As they were sitting having a few drinks a cowboy came in and said "Who's silver horse is that outside?"

The Lone Ranger stood up and said "why its mine - is something wrong?"

The cowboy said "yes - he's half dead outside."

The Lone Ranger and Tonto ran outside to Silver and sure enough he was so dehydrated he was collapsing.

They ran and got buckets of water for him and revived him. The Lone Ranger was still concerned because it was so hot and asked Tonto (his loyal Indian companion) "Tonto start running circles around Silver and create a breeze to cool him."

Tonto starts running and running and running. Satisfied with that the Lone Ranger decided there wasn't anything more he could do so he went back into the bar and had a few more drinks.

With that another cowboy came in and asked "who's horse is that outside?"

The Lone Ranger stood up and "why its mine - now what's wrong with him?"

The cowboy said "nothings wrong with him but you left your Injun running.

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