Two gentlemen went to Kathleen O'Rielly's house. When she answerd the door she said "oh don't tell me something's happened to Patrick!" "Well yes, we've come to tell you he's dead."

"Oh no!!, How did he die?"

"He fell in a large vat of beer at the Pub."

"Oh no! Tell me he didn't suffer! Tell me he died right away!"

"Well as a matter of fact he didn't die right away. He got out three times to relieve himself."

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