One Saturday evening, a man is sitting in a crowded bar. After about two hours of tossing back a few shots, he sees a woman walk up to the bar. She raises her arm to get the bartender's attention and reviels a full armpit of hair.

Now the man sees this and he gets quite a shock out of this. By now he's pretty soused, and he yells to the Bartender, "Bartender!! I wanna buy that girl a drink"!!! The bartender looks at him like he's nuts, but he shrugs his shoulders and takes her order. The woman smiles at the man and walks back to her table.

This goes on for about two hours, and each time the man, who is just sloshed, buys the woman a drink. Finally, after he buys her eight drinks, the bartender walks up to the man. "Dude, are you absolutely insane!? That woman is probably the ugliest thing in this joint. I've just gotta know, why do you keep buying her drinks, especially when she looks like that.?"

"Well, to tell you the truth, any woman that can raise her leg up that far deserves a drink..."

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