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She was so blonde...

...she thought a quarterback was a refund.

...she thought Manual Labor is a Mexican?

...she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

...she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.

...she thought General Motors was in the army.

...she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.

...she thought a sanitary belt was a drink from a clean glass?

...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

...she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."

...she thought Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.

...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

...she tripped over a cordless phone.

...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate."

...she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

...she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

...she told someone to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk".

...she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

...she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

...she studied for a blood test - and failed.

...she sold the car for gas money.

...she didn't realize that you can play the A.M. radio on the afternoon?

...she was two hours late getting home because the escalator got stuck?

...under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

...if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.

...they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.

...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here", she put "Sagittaruis."

...it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes."

...if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.

...when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.

...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

...when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them?

Did you hear about the pregnant blonde who went to the grocery store because she heard they had free delivery?

Did you hear about the blonde who drove past a sign that said, "CLEAN RESTROOMS, 8 MILES"?
Eight miles later, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

A Blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the brunette said, "Oh, look at the dead bird."
The Blonde looked skyward and said "Where, where?"

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