A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The blonde wife, picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.

The husband asked, "Who was that?"

The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know 'if the coast is clear.'"

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