Similarities between Nixon and Clinton
Nixon | Clinton |
Watergate | Water Bed |
His biggest fear the Cold War. | His biggest fear a Cold Sore. |
Worried about carpet bombing. | Worried about carpet burns. |
His Vice President was a Greek. | His Vice President is a geek. |
Couldn't stop Kissinger. | Couldn't stop kissing her. |
Couldn't explain the 18-minute gap in the Watergate tape. | Couldn't explain the 36-DD bra in his brief case. |
His nickname was Tricky Dick. | No difference. |
Ex-President. | Sex-President. |
Known for campaign slogan "Nixon's The One". | Know for women pointing at him and say "He's the one". |
Famous for his widow's peak. | Famous for bringing widows to their peak. |
Well acquainted with G. Gordon Giddy. | Well acquainted with G Spot. |
Took on Ho Chi Minh. | Took on Ho. |
Talked about achieving peace with honor. | Talked of getting a piece while on her. |
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