Starr I Are (not by Dr. Suess)
Kenneth Starr (holding a sign that says "Starr I Are":)
I'm here to ask,
as you'll soon see,
Did you grope
Miss Lewinski?
Did you grope her
in your house?
Did you grope
Beneath her blouse?
Clinton:
I did not do that
here or there--
I did not do that
anywhere!
I did not do that
near or far--
I did not do tha
Starr-you-are!
Starr:
Did you smile?
Did you flirt?
Did you peek
beneath her skirt?
And did you tell
the girl to lie
When called upon
to testify?
Clinton:
I do not like you
Starr-you-are--
I think that you
have gone to far!
I will not answer
anymore . . .
Perhaps I will go
start a war!
(The public is easy
to distract--
When bombs are
falling on Iraq!)
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