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Starr I Are (not by Dr. Suess)

Kenneth Starr (holding a sign that says "Starr I Are":)
I'm here to ask,
as you'll soon see,
Did you grope
Miss Lewinski?

Did you grope her
in your house?
Did you grope
Beneath her blouse?

Clinton:
I did not do that
here or there--
I did not do that
anywhere!

I did not do that
near or far--
I did not do tha
Starr-you-are!

Starr:
Did you smile?
Did you flirt?
Did you peek
beneath her skirt?

And did you tell
the girl to lie
When called upon
to testify?

Clinton:
I do not like you
Starr-you-are--
I think that you
have gone to far!

I will not answer
anymore . . .
Perhaps I will go
start a war!

(The public is easy
to distract--
When bombs are
falling on Iraq!)

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