Clinton in the hat (with apologies to Dr. Seuss)

It was just a matter of time until the "Cat in the Hat" got involved in the Clinton mess.

"I'm here to ask as you'll soon see
Did you grope Miss Lewinsky?
Did you grope her in your house?
Did you grope beneath her blouse?"

"I did not do that here or there
I did not do that anywhere!
I did not do that near or far
I did not do that Starr-you Are!"

"Did you smile?
Did you flirt?
Did you peek beneath her skirt?
And did you tell the girl to lie
when called upon to testify?"

"I do not like you Starr-you-Are
I think that you have gone too far!

I will not answer anymore
perhaps I will go start a war!
The public's easy to distract
when bombs are falling on Iraq!"

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