The Top 12 Chelsea Clinton Pet Peeves About College

12. Every time she cuts her 8am class, CNN switches to a live feed from the lecture hall.

11. PoliSci textbook only contains pictures from her "dumpy" years.

10. Social life hampered by mandatory Secret Service body cavity search of potential dates.

09. Daddy won't sign the Cafeteria Food Reform Bill.

08. No one wants to waste good pot on a Clinton.

07. Steamy makeout sessions usually end with the guy getting his ass kicked by the Secret Service.

06. Every boy who hits on you winds up on a "peacekeeping force" in Bosnia within 48 hours.

05. Constant comparisons to notable Stanford alum Ted Koppel usually refer to physical resemblance.

04. Bourbon shots not free like the ones "Uncle Ted" serves back home.

03. Drunken frat boys always confusing her with Amy Carter.

02. Football coach keeps begging her to get Janet Reno to enroll.

...and the Number 1 Chelsea Clinton Pet Peeve About College...

01. The man makes 200 grand a year -- you'd think he could bring his own weed when he visits.

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