Flame Form:
Dear:
Clueless Newbie | Lamer | AOLer |
Me too er | Pervert | Loser |
Spammer | Nerd | Elvis |
Fed | Freak | Flamebait |
Other | (please specify): |
You Are Being Flamed Because:
You posted a message concerning a pyramid scheme
You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test
You posted something asking for warez sites
You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
You continued a long, stupid thread
You posted something completely off-topic
You started an off-topic thread
You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
You said "me too" to something
You don't know which group to post in
You suck
You brag about things that never happened
Your sig/alias/server sucks
You made up slang then used it in a message
You posted a phone-sex ad
I don't like your tone of voice
I think you might be a fed
To Repent, You Must:
Shout "GO RIDE" a thousand times in a packed bus terminal
"Upgrade" to Windows 95
Give up your AOL account
Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
Actually post something relevant
Read the FAQ
Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
Post your tests to alt.test
Removing yourself from the net (you are hopeless)
Removing yourself from existence (you are really hopeless)
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
Bl*w me
Get a life
Never post again
I pity your dog
Go to hell
Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
Take your shit somewhere else
Learn to post or f**k off
Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
All of the above
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