Top 15 Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers

15. Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.

14. Fetch command not available on all platforms.

13. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.

12. Too difficult to "mark" every web site they visit.

11. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."

10. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.

09. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.

08. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG Frisbee.

07. Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver.

06. Still trying to come up with an emoticon that signifies tail wagging.

05. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.

04. 'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, *cats*, on the other hand...

03. SIT and STAY were hard enough; GREP and AWK are out of the question!

02. Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver.

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