Don't Do This To Your Computer, by Ed Tittel and Bob Levitus
Computer Currents, May 1997, Volume 12, Number 5

Top 10 (Or So) Things To Do With ... Junk Email

01. Send it to people you don't know.

02. Respond in Polish.

03. Ask to be sent three more copies for your files.

04. Correct the spelling and grammar, then send it back.

05. Copy the list of recipients and start your own counter junk email movement.

06. Print it out and attach it to your resume.

07. Send it to your local paper as an editorial.

08. Read it to your kids at bedtime.

09. Respond, asking for a barter based on sexual favors.

10. Use it for wallpaper.

11. Forward it to the C.I.A. and claim it's a cover for a spy network.

12. Delete it and fume silently.

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