Don't Do This To Your Computer, by Ed Tittel and Bob Levitus
Computer Currents, May 1997, Volume 12, Number 5

Top 10 Sign You Are Addicted To Your Computer

01. Instead of talking, you try to type on someone's forehead.

02. Permanent keyboard face from falling asleep at the helm.

03. Forgotten the name of your kinds, but you know the cast of The Spot.

04. Give directions in URLs.

05. Getting snowed in is good news.

06. You have a pet name for your mouse.

07. Your spouse leaves you and you only notice when the fridge is empty.

08. You fantasize about meeting Data from Star Trek.

09. You can explain whan an L2 cache is.

10. You not only insist your children be computer-literate, you insist they have "the power to crush the other kids".

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