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Top 10 reasons to visit WRQ's booth at NetWorld+Interop 97:

10. Your feet are tired, and our booth's carpet is padded and plush.

09. After losing all your money at blackjack, you want to ask about setting up a shoe shine booth next to our product demos.

08. Your Sno-Cone is leaking and our booth staff looks like they'd have a moist towelette on hand.

07. After receiving 56 Star Trek Commuter mugs, you're hoping our free giveaway is more original.

06. The velcro tabs on your dress shoes need adjusting.

05. You have an uncontrollable urge to reprogram out product demos.

04. You want to see if we have any "If you don't like the way I surf, stay off the Web" bumper stickers.

03. You want to challenge our booth staff by speaking only in Pig Latin.

02. Seigfried and Roy are stalking you.

01. WRQ, the leader in host access, is sharing its cutting-edge web-to-host technology and software management solutions.

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