Network World - November 13, 1995, volume 12, number 46
ABEND - the column that spares no expense to bring you the sage insights of Internet users and other high-tech wits.

Top 10 signs you're Webbed-out (from all over)

10. Your opening line is, "So what's your home page address?"

09. Your best friend is someone you've never met.

08. You see a beautiful sunset and you half expect to see "Enhanced for Netscape 1.1" on one of the clouds.

07. You are overcome with disbelief, anger and, finally depression when you encounter a Web page with no links.

06. You feel driven to consult the "Cool Page of the Day" on your wedding day.

05. You are driving on a dark and rainy night whey you hydropane on a puddle, sending your car careening toward the flimsy guardrail that seperates you from certain death. You look for the "Back" button.

04. You visit "The Really Big Button tha Doesn't Do Anything" again and again.

03. Your dog has its own web page.

02. So does your hamster.

01. When you read a magazine, you have an irrestible urge to click on the underlined passages.

If there is no menu on the left side of the screen, you need to click here to activate the menu.