Network World - May 20, 1996, volume 13, number 21
ABEND (n)
1: abnormal end to a computer process
2: the on-line fountain of 'Net wit and high-tech humor found
on Network World Fusion (www.nwfusion.com).

Top 10 Ten Internet flames That Never Caught On, by Chris Nerney

10. Why don't you go back to AOL where you belong ...

09. RAM this!

08. That was so funny I forgot to type in a smiley face.

07. Anyone who surfs from (insert ISP here) is a sissy.

06. You are as floppy as a floppy disk.

05. Cybernaut, heal thyself?

04. I don't want to say you have a small modem. Let's just say you're bandwidth-challenged.

03. Have you lost all sense of deceny, sir? At long last, have you lost all sense of decency?

02. My webmaster can out-code your webmaster.

01. A pox on your motherboard.

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