The latest Apple Computer life "enhancement:"

Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's implants.

The "iBreast" will cost between $499 and $599.

Some consider this a remedy for a significant societal problem afflicting women, who often complain about men staring at their chests and not listening to them.

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