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Top 10 Geek Jokes

01. There are 10 types of people in the world - those who know binary and those who don't.

02. There are 10 types of people in the world - those who know binary and those who have friends.

03. Q: Did you hear about the Coder that got stuck in his shower for a week?
A: The instructions on his shampoo said: Lather, rinse, repeat.

04. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d.

05. If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0.

06. Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It's a hardware problem.

07. Q: How many IBM Processors does it take to execute a job?
A: Four. Three to hold it down, and one to rip it's head off.

08. Q: How can you tell if a geek is extroverted?
A: He stares at your shoes.

09. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.

10. Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product.

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