Well, I'll Be Damned!
The top ten reasons Eternal Damnation is better than Windows Software Development
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by John Walker, May 3rd, 1996
Eternal Damnation | Windows Software Development | |
10 | It never ends. | You think you're almost done, but you never really finish. |
09 | You burn forever, but are not consumed. | Each update introduces new and improved tortures, which slowly consume you. |
08 | Your fate is in the hands of Satan, Prince of Darkness. | Your fate is in the hands of Gates, Prince of Incompatibility. |
07 | Satan gives you something you want in return for being damned. | Gates makes you buy Windows 95. |
06 | It is avoidable; an attractive, widely-marketed alternative is available. | Resistance is futile. All the alternatives are damned or doomed. |
05 | It is free. | You pay, and pay, and pay just to stay in the game. |
04 | Satan was once an angel. | Gates started by writing a BASIC interpreter. |
03 | Hell has no Windows. | Microsoft does. |
02 | You only pass the Gates of Hell one time. | The Gates of Microsoft keeps popping up everywhere you look. |
01 | Satan sincerely believes in the triumph of Evil. | Gates just does it for the money. |
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