Top 10 Computer Programmer Euphemisms for Death
10. Kicked the bit bucket.
09. Reformatted by God.
08. Taken out of production.
07. Bought the disk farm.
06. Exported to a flat file.
05. Cached in his chips.
04. Information Superhighway roadkill.
03. Gone to the big glass house in the sky.
02. Sent to the dirt archives.
01. Had his 80-column card punched.
Bob Dainauski
Copyright 1996
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