The Top 14 Internet Euphemisms for Death

14. His boot sector was erased.

13. Clicked the bucket.

12. www.he's-dead,-jim.com

11. Invested in Pointcast.

10. Visiting the Chat Tomb.

09. No longer able to view the web's hottest women.

08. </life>

07. Opened "GOOD TIMES!"

06. Transferred to WWW.HasBecome.Com/post

05. 404ever, Pulse Not Found.

04. Installed the Kevorkian Plug-n-Play.

03. www.MyFirstCoronary.com

02. Assigned to the Hale Bopp Project.

and Top5's Number 1 Internet Euphemism for Death...

01. It Doesn't Matter Whether You've Got Mail.

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