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How to Lose Weight at Work Without Doing Much

Here's the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories per hour they consume.

 Beating around the bush  75
 Jumping to conclusions  100
 Climbing the walls  150
 Swallowing your pride  50
 Passing the buck  25
 Throwing your weight around (depending on your weight)  50-300
 Dragging your heels  100
 Pushing your luck  250
 Making mountains out of molehills  500
 Hitting the nail on the head  50
 Wading through paperwork  300
 Bending over backwards  075
 Jumping on the bandwagon  200
 Balancing the books  25
 Running around in circles  350
 Eating crow  225
 Tooting your own horn  25
 Climbing the ladder of success  750
 Pulling out the stops  75
 Adding fuel to the fire  160
 Wrapping it up at the day's end  12

To which you may want to add your own favorite activities, including:

 Opening a can of worms  50
 Putting your foot in your mouth  3000
 Starting the ball rolling  90
 Going over the edge  25
 Picking up the pieces after  350
 Counting eggs before they hatch  6
 Calling it quits  2

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