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Turkey Cooking

For Americans, Thursday is Thanksgiving, a time when people normally have a traditional dinner of Turkey, potato's, cranberries, and yams. Jose M. Sanchez of Radica Designs thought it would be appropriate to send out his recipe for turkey. Enjoy, and have a great Thanksgiving!

HOW TO COOK A TURKEY

Step 01: Go buy a turkey

Step 02: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) or JD

Step 03: Put turkey in the oven

Step 04: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 05: Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 06: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 07: Turn oven the on

Step 08: Take 4 whisks of drinky

Step 09: Turk the bastey

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick

Step 17: Turk the carvey

Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

Have a safe Thanksgiving everyone!

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