Top Ten Slogans Currently Being Considered by Viagra:

10. "Viagra. The quicker dicker upper."

09. "Viagra. Here's the beef!"

08. "Get a piece of the rock."

07. "You've come a long way, baby."

06. "Viagra, it plumps when you take 'em."

05. "Viagra. Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."

04. "Tastes great, more filling."

03. "Viagra, built ram tough."

02. "Just do her."

and the number one slogan being considered by Viagra:

01. "This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. Any questions?"

Honorable Mentions:

"One-a-day, like iron."

"We work harder, so you don't have to."

"Ten inches long...and growing."

"Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight."

"Viagra, home of the whopper."

"Viagra, Now is a great time to be silver."

"Viagra, The quicker pecker upper."

"Viagra, Like a rock!"

"Viagra, Be all that you can be."

"Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"

"Viagra, Reach out and touch someone."

"Viagra, We bring good things to life!"

"This is your penis.........This is your penis on drugs."

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