Take your medicine!

Possible side effects of this medication include worsening the symptoms you're trying to relieve, worsening the disease you're trying to cure, worsening other symptoms, worsening other diseases, general misery, and death. Pre-plan your funeral before any use. Simultaneous employment of prayer and a lucky rabbit's foot is recommended. Seriously consider suicide as an alternative to using our new drug, which is, by the way, one of the possible side effects. Discontinue usage at the first sign of any symptom that might give you grounds for a law-suit against us. Try not to injure yourself laughing at the very thought of taking any medication so risky. And remember to keep your fingers crossed.