A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest asked.

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'"

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed." I have a solution for your problem. Bring your female parrots over to the rectory, and I will put them with my two male parrots, whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship."

The next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the rectory.

The male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her parrots in with the male parrots, and the females say, "Hi, we're prostitutes! Do you want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks over at the other and squawks, "Put your beads away, Frank, our prayers have been answered!"

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