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The other day, I went to the local religious bookstore where I saw a "Honk If You Love Jesus" bumper sticker. I bought it and put it one my back bumper, and I'm really glad I did.

What an uplifting experience followed.

I was stopped at the traffic light of a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord, and didn't notice the light had changed.

The bumper sticker really worked!! I found lots of people who just love Jesus. Why, the guy right behind me started to honk like crazy. He must really love the Lord, because pretty soon he leaned out the window and yelled "Jesus Christ" as loud as he could. It was like a football game with him yelling "Go Jesus Christ, Go"!

Everyone else started honking, too, so I leaned out my window and waived and smiled to all of those loving people. There must have been a guy from Florida back there because I could hear him yelling something about a sunny beach and saw him waving with his middle finger sticking up in air.

I asked my two boys what this meant? They kind of squirmed, giggled, and said it was the Hawaiian good luck sign. So, I leaned out my window and gave him the good luck sign back.

Several cars back, a very nice black man stepped out if his car and yelled something. I couldn't hear him very well, but it sounded like "Mother's Trucker," or "Mother Trucking" something or other. Maybe he was from Florida too. He must have really loved Jesus!!

A couple of other people got so caught up in the moment that they got out of their cars and were walking toward me. I'll bet they wanted to pray, but just then I noticed the light had changed and I stepped on the gas. And it's a good thing I did, because I was the only one to get across the intersection.

I looked back at them standing there, I leaned out my window and gave them a big smile and the Hawaiian good luck sign as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful people.

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