There were two preachers who were very good friends. One day, Rev. Fred asked Rev. Bob why he looked so glum.

"My bicycle is gone," he replied, "and I think someone from my congregation stole it."

"Well," replied Rev. Fred, "here's what you do. Next Sunday, preach on the Ten Commandments. When you come to the one about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' REALLY stress it, and the person who stole your bike should feel guilty enough to return it."

So he did. And the next Monday, along came Rev. Bob on his bicycle. "Hey!" cried his friend, "I see that it worked!"

"Well, kind of," said Rev. Bob, somewhat sheepishly. "No one batted an eye when I talked about stealing. But when I got to 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' I suddenly remembered where I left my bicycle."

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