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Let God Take What He Wants

A minister, a priest and a rabbi were comparing their respective faiths, and talk came around to the use of their communities' contributions to their establishments, and the way they divide it with the Lord(tm).

"I," said the minister, "draw a line on the ground, and throw all the money of the collection in the air. What lands on one side goes to the church, what lands on the other is mine."

The priest nodded his head, and said "My method is similar, only I draw a circle on the ground. What lands inside is mine; outside -- the Lord's."

The rabbi looked at the two and said, "I give more freedom to the Lord. I throw all the money collected into the air. Whatever God catches is his!"

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