A young woman married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking him for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandment to "Go forth and multiply." In his final words of the eulogy, he noted, "Thank you Lord, they're finally together."

Leaning over to his neighbor, one mourner whispered... "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"

The other mourner then replied... "I think he means her legs."

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