An exhibitionist was preparing to board a flight to Chicago.

As he approached the open door of the plane at the end of the JetWay, a very attractive flight attendant was collecting boarding passes. As she reached toward him for his boarding pass, he opened his raincoat and exposed himself.

"I'm sorry sir," she said politely, "but you have to show your ticket here, not your stub."

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